Brian Fantana
I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy
Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana
I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy
That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy
I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana
Damn it!

