“**** me! there's gonna be eastern european chick naked in your house...” – Stifler, American Pie ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 1999

Stifler

[at the library, talking to Jim]

**** me! there's gonna be eastern european chick naked in your house, and you're not gonna do anything about that?

Jim

What am I gonna do, broadcast it over the Internet?

Stifler

[awed at Jim's suggestion]

Yeah.

Kevin

[looks at Stifler and Jim]

you can do that?

In this scene

Steve Stifler Seann William Scott More Steve Stifler quotes →

Jim Jason Biggs More Jim quotes →

Kevin Thomas Ian Nicholas More Kevin quotes →

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