“Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?” – Male EMT, American Pie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 2 2001

Male EMT

[when Stifler jumps onto the ambulance where Jim is being treated]

Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?

Stifler

**** no, this is just too good to miss!

Male EMT

Okay sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right?

Stifler

[Giving Jim the thumbs-up as the ambulance drives away]

Ha-ha! This summer's turned out to be great!

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Male EMT Joseph D. Reitman

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