QO Queen of Hearts
Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.
Oh no, Your Majesty, please! It's all *his* fault!
Not me, your grace! The ace, the ace!
QO Queen of Hearts
The deuce, you say?
QO Queen of Hearts
That's enough! Off with their heads!
Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...
QO Queen of Hearts
Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.
...Thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.
QO Queen of Hearts
[to Alice]
Now...are you ready for your sentence?
Sentence? But there has to be a verdict first...
QO Queen of Hearts
Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
But that just isn't the way...
QO Queen of Hearts
[shouting]
All ways are...!
...Your ways, Your Majesty.
QO Queen of Hearts
Yes, my child. [giggles] [yelling] OFF WITH HER---!!!
Consider, my dear. We called no witnesses. Couldn't we hear... maybe one or two, huh? Maybe...?
QO Queen of Hearts
Ohhh, very well--- [yelling] BUT GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!
QO Queen of Hearts
[yelling]
OOOOFF WITH YOUR HAT!!!!!!!!!
Oh, my! [takes his hat off which reveals a teapot and teacup, giggles]
Where were you when this horrible crime was committed?
I was home drinking tea. [pours tea into a cup] Today, you know, was... [drinks tea] ...my unbirthday.
Why, my dear, today is YOUR unbirthday too!
QO Queen of Hearts
It is?
IT IS??? [to Alice's horror]
QO Queen of Hearts
[after the Queen of Hearts is hit in the head and covered in the tapestry]
Somebody's head IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS! [RRRRIP! Queen's face covered by jam, seeing that Alice must have done this] AH-HA!
[after throwing away the gavel and jam and stuffing her hands in her apron's pockets, which soon reveals there are parts of the mushroom]
The mushroom! [she quickly eats both parts]]
QO Queen of Hearts
[yelling]
OFF WITH HER HE-------!!!!!!!!! [covers her mouth in shock as Alice is grown to the height of the courtroom]
[to the card guards, after she grows to the height of the courtroom]
Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.
[reading through a rulebook]
Rule Number 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately!
I am not a mile high! And I am not leaving.
QO Queen of Hearts
[nervously]
S-Sorry. Rule Number 42, you know.
Now as for you, Your Majesty. [unaware that she is shrinking quickly] Or Your Majesty, indeed. Why, you're not a queen. Why, you're just a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old ty- [finally realizes she has shrunk down] -tyrant.
QO Queen of Hearts
[laughs evilly]
And what were you saying, my dear?
[appears suddenly, to Alice's horror]
Well, she simply said you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant! [disappears laughing]
QO Queen of Hearts
[yelling]
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!!!!
[Alice reaches the door to escape from the mob] [tries to open the door]
D'oh! I'm - still locked, you know!
[in horror]
But the queen! I simply *must* get out!
[chuckles]
But you *are* outside.
[releases her grip on the Doorknob]
What?
[opens his mouth]
See for yourself. [Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow]
Why - why that's me! I'm asleep!
QO Queen of Hearts
[shouting from a distance, advancing toward Alice along with a mob of other characters]
Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
[in terror, through the Doorknob's mouth]
Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice!
QO Queen of Hearts
[comes closer with the rest of the mob]
Off with her head!
Alice! Please, wake up, Alice! [as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into swirling multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree]
[voiceover]
Alice! Alice! Alice!
[changes to her sister's]
Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
[waking up after escaping the mob]
Hm? Oh. Oh, uh, how doth the little crocodile improve each shining tail and pour the waters of the...
Alice, what *are* you talking about?
Oh. I'm sorry, but you see, the Caterpillar said...
Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sakes. Alice, I... Oh, well. Come along, it's time for tea.
C Chorus
Alice in Wonderland
Where is the path to Wonderland?
Over the hill or here or there?
I wonder where...
C Chorus
[The End A WALT DISNEY PRODUCTION]
Alice in Wonderland
MC Male Chorus
How do you get to Wonderland?
Over the hill or Underland
or just behind the tree
C Chorus
Alice in Wonderland
Female Chorus': Where is the path to Wonderland?
MC Male Chorus
Over the hill or here or there?
I wonder where...
[The Song's main end title theme]
