Alice in Wonderland (1951) · 50 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Alice in Wonderland (1951): in 4 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Alice (4)
Doorknob D'ooooh!
Oh! I beg your pardon...
Doorknob Whew. Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn.
You see, I was following...
Doorknob Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn? Since one good turn deserves another, what can I do for you?
Doorknob Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassable.
You mean "impossible".
Doorknob No, impassable. Nothing's impossible.
Doorknob Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
"Drink Me". [uncorks the bottle] Hm, better look first. For if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.
Doorknob Beg your pardon?
I was just giving myself some good advice. [sighs] But... [drinks from the "Drink Me" bottle] Mmm... tastes like, uh... cherry tart. [unknowingly shrinks down to the size of the table; takes another sip] Custard. [shrinks down again, barely holding onto the bottle; takes another drink] Pineapple. [shrinks down so much, she's now even smaller than the bottle itself and struggling with its weight] Roast turkey - [finally aware of the potion's effect] Goodness! [unable to support the bottle any longer, she slips and drops it; the "Drink Me" label covers her] What did I do?!
Doorknob You almost went out like a candle!
Doorknob No use. [laughs] I forgot to tell you. I'm locked!
Oh, no!
Doorknob But of course, you've got the key, so-
What key?
Doorknob Now, don't tell me you've left it up there?!
Doorknob D'oh! I'm - still locked, you know!
Doorknob But you *are* outside.
Doorknob See for yourself. [Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow]
Why - why that's me! I'm asleep!
Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
Alice! Please, wake up, Alice! [as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into swirling multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree]
Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
Hm? Oh. Oh, uh, how doth the little crocodile improve each shining tail and pour the waters of the...
Alice, what *are* you talking about?
Oh. I'm sorry, but you see, the Caterpillar said...
Caterpillar? Oh, for goodness sakes. Alice, I... Oh, well. Come along, it's time for tea.
Alice in Wonderland
Where is the path to Wonderland?
Over the hill or here or there?
I wonder where...
Alice in Wonderland
How do you get to Wonderland?
Over the hill or Underland
or just behind the tree
Alice in Wonderland
Female Chorus': Where is the path to Wonderland?
Over the hill or here or there?
I wonder where...
[The Song's main end title theme]
