Mad Hatter
Oh, my! [takes his hat off which reveals a teapot and teacup, giggles]
King of Hearts
Where were you when this horrible crime was committed?
Mad Hatter
I was home drinking tea. [pours tea into a cup] Today, you know, was... [drinks tea] ...my unbirthday.
King of Hearts
Why, my dear, today is YOUR unbirthday too!
Queen of Hearts
It is?
March Hare
It is?
Card Guards
IT IS??? [to Alice's horror]
