( Ali gets up from his seat and slowly walks down the aisle as all ministers argue ) Minister : Will the member for Staines return to his seat!?! ( the Prime Minister notices ) Prime Minister : What's he doing? David Carlton : Uh, I don't know, Prime Minister. ( Ali walks up to the shouting minister and calmly puts his finger on his lips to shush him ) Ali G : Look at you all! All you ever do all day long is cuss each other! R-E-S-T-E-C-P. Do you have any idea what that spells? Minister : Restecp? Ali G : (confused) Yes. Restecp. Prime Minister : Restecp? Ali G : How can you all not be restecp-ing each other, when you doesn't restecp each other in here? Minister : Sergeant, eject this gentleman! Ali G : (hurriedly) You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: "Keep it real!" Minister : (thinking quick) That's three words! Ali G : Don't be a spannah — "It" ain't a real word — it's short for "innit", innit? Keep it real! Keep it real! Minister : The member for Staines will be banned from the House! Ali G : Is it because I is black?

http://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/ali-g-indahouse/quote_136610.html