Prime Minister What's he doing?
3rd most-quoted character in Ali G Indahouse (2002): in 5 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Ali G (2), David Carlton (2)
Ali, come on, World War Three's breaking out, you need to do something!
More lines from Prime Minister
2 quotes Prime Minister Prime Minister We're going to demolish Slough instead.
Scenes with Prime Minister
2 scenes
(Reading a speech Ali wrote)
As of twelve o'clock all Rizlas will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as itchy scrot. Furthermore, I am a bell-end...
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHA!
Look, Prime Minister, I really can't be expected to...
Prime Minister Go on now, David!
(reluctantly)
I like to take it up the batty. Yes, I do. It feel very nice, and is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks. Honest. Ask my mum!
Minister (Ali gets up from his seat and slowly walks down the aisle as all ministers argue)
Will the member for Staines return to his seat!?!
Prime Minister (the Prime Minister notices)
What's he doing?
Uh, I don't know, Prime Minister.
(Ali walks up to the shouting minister and calmly puts his finger on his lips to shush him)
Look at you all! All you ever do all day long is cuss each other! R-E-S-T-E-C-P. Do you have any idea what that spells?
Minister Restecp?
Prime Minister Restecp?
How can you all not be restecp-ing each other, when you doesn't restecp each other in here?
Minister Sergeant, eject this gentleman!
(hurriedly)
You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: "Keep it real!"
Minister (thinking quick)
That's three words!
Don't be a spannah — "It" ain't a real word — it's short for "innit", innit? Keep it real! Keep it real!
Minister The member for Staines will be banned from the House!
Is it because I is black?
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