Debbie Jellinsky
[Debbie has the entire Addams family, plus Lurch and Thing, all rigged to electric chairs]
I don't wanna hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. But sometimes people just won't listen. And so, I have to use persuasion. And slides. [showing slide pictures] My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My birthday. [the slide shows her as a child, smiling and opening a gift] I was 10, and do you know what they got me? Malibu Barbie.
Morticia
Malibu Barbie.
Gomez
The nightmare.
Morticia and Gomez
The nerve.
Debbie Jellinsky
[flicking to the next slide of her throwing a bared-teeth temper tantrum]
That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a ballerina, graceful, delicate! They had to go.
[The next slide shot shows a burning house]
