Debbie Jellinsky
You know, when I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.
Uncle Fester
You did?
Debbie Jellinsky
It's true.
Uncle Fester
But I took a bath!
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Debbie Jellinsky I just can't tell, does he like me at all?
Morticia Of course, he does. He vomited.
Debbie Jellinsky That's true. Does he always do that with women he likes?
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Uncle Fester I'm making such a mess of things. Gomez! How do you do it? How can I be like you? How can I be... suave?
Gomez Woo her. Admire her. Make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on Earth.
Gomez Perfection achieved. We are the luckiest brothers on Earth. We are unworthy of such splendor, undeserving of such radiance.
Uncle Fester Uh... that's right! We should have... ugly girls!
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