Wednesday
Pugsley, the baby weighs 10 pounds, the cannonball weighs 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?
Pugsley
I'm still on fractions.
Wednesday
Which do you think?
Pugsley
The cannonball?
Wednesday
Very good. But which one will bounce?
Pugsley
The baby?
Wednesday
There's only one way to find out. Ready? 1... 2... 3...
Gomez
[She and Pugsly drop a cannonball from the roof. Gomez opening the window to enjoy the night air, and catching Pubert as he falls from the roof]
Cara mia!
Morticia
Oh, dear.
Lurch
[The cannonball lands on Lurch's head]
Grrrrr...
