“Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?” – Aguado, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ... Movie Quotes Database

Aguado

[Aguado stomps on a cockroach.]

Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Ace Ventura

Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.

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