[seeing Schrader in his hot dog costume]

Oh, no!

Ask me about my weiner! Ask me about my wiener-r-r-r-r-r!

[approaching with Monica]

Schrader?

Hey.

Oh hey, B. And Monica.

Why are you wearing that?

Every brother of my fraternity has worn this suit. President James Garfield wore this suit like a gentleman!

Oh yeah, and look what happened to him? He got assassinated by Charles Guiteau.

[Monica and Schrader are silent]

Don't ask me how I know that. [Monica laughs]

Listen, could you guys ask me about my weiner real quick?

Schrader (pause), no.

Guys, this is important! My fraternity brothers could be watching me right now! Just ask me about my weiner, please!

Why are you doing this?

What do you mean?

This, you're humiliating yourself, buddy.

[angry]

You know what, B? Don't mess with me, alright? These are the happiest times of my life right now! I've never been happier, I'm happy! [storms off, starts chasing another student] Hey, ask me about my weiner!