Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell them a little bit about the philosophy here at south Harmon?
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, BUYERS AND SELLERS! Pimps and whores, PIMPS AND WHORES! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision!
I... I, I just don't understand...
DO I HAVE TO SPOON FEED IT TO YA? look, there's only one reason that kids want to go to school...
[after long pause]
... Which is?
...To get a good job... To get a good job, with a great starting salary.
[long pause]
I couldn't agree more.
It is so refreshing to have somebody approach education so rationally!
****in' A!
