[at a bachelorette party]
Jay: [using a Black dildo as a phone] Wait a minute. Yes, Mr. President. Yes, the erection results are in.
Cal: [Holding up a blue and white striped dildo] Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Seuss' penis. "I really mean this."
Andy: [holds up a penis shaped cake tray] Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?
Nicky: I do!
Cal: She does!
Andy: Hey, you guys, Betty ****er!
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Jay: [using a Black dildo as a phone] Wait a minute. Yes, Mr. President. Yes, the erection results are in.
Cal: [Holding up a blue and white striped dildo] Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Seuss' penis. "I really mean this."
Andy: [holds up a penis shaped cake tray] Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?
Nicky: I do!
Cal: She does!
Andy: Hey, you guys, Betty ****er!
[ at a bachelorette party ] 
 Jay : [ using a Black dildo as a phone ] Wait a minute. Yes, Mr. President. Yes, the erection results are in. 
 Cal : [ Holding up a blue and white striped dildo ] Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Seuss' penis. "I really mean this." 
 Andy : [ holds up a penis shaped cake tray ] Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake? 
 Nicky : I do! 
 Cal : She does! 
 Andy : Hey, you guys, Betty ****er! 
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