Jessica Alba movie quotes

View Quote Any more bright ideas? Why don't you strip down and have a hundred people stare at you?!

View Quote That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.

View Quote You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny!

View Quote [to Jared] Last time you made chili and cornbread, you ex-girlfriend was on the island. And then the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog.

View Quote Sam: We found bodies. Don't you think we should tell someone?
Bryce: They're drug dealers, Sam. They're not missionaries flying care packages to starving kids in Africa, okay? Don't worry, their girlfriends will have new pimps before the milk in the refrigerator goes bad. It's fine.

View Quote Bryce: Sam, Amanda. Stop, alright. We are all in this together, now right?
Sam: Not me. Not anymore.
Amanda: Bye.
[waving motion]
Jared: [Sam starts leaving, Jared goes after her] Sam, Sam, Sam...
Sam: See you on the 10:00 News.
Jared: What?
Sam: You heard me.
Jared: Come on, Sam. Come on, what are you doing?
Sam: What is wrong with you? A week ago, you had too much integrity to work for scubabob and now you are working for freaking drug dealers?
Jared: Baby...
Sam: I believe in you more than in the prospect of any treasure.
Jared: If we do this, just this one time... and it's over. That's it.
Sam: It's already over.
[Sam leaves]
Jared: No. Come on, what are you taking about? Sam, come on! Sam, come on!

View Quote Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvise.

View Quote Sartana: Well, there's a law and there's what's right. I'm going to do what's right.

View Quote Torrez: You're Machete's girl. I know, because you're his type.
Sartana: What type is that?
Torrez: Dead.

View Quote Cam Wexler: One more word and I'll hide your stash.

View Quote Cam Wexler: [about penguin behavior] When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.

View Quote Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit SHIT... pardon my French.
Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."