Honey 2003 quotes

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Gina Joy Bryant · 4 quotes
Missy Elliott 4 quotes

Honey quotes

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Barber

  Let us pray.  Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game immediately.

Chaz

  I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy.  That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.

Katrina

  I don't owe anybody anything, especially not some Section 8, no rhythm-havin' club ho'.  People pay me to dance.  Be gone.

Mrs. Daniels

  But hip hop can't take you the places where ballet can.

Chaz

  Besides, I never mess up a kid's head, especially when his mom's in the shop.

  [laughs]  He's eight.  That would have made me fourteen.  I'm not that kind of girl.

  Well, he's fine.  Why you duckin'?

  I'm not duckin'!

  You duckin'!  You duckin' like a bobblehead!

  Oh, I forgot.  I'm suppose to see all the beautiful things in this world.

Mrs. Daniels

  Well, there's nothing wrong with my wanting that for you.

  No, but what about what I want?

Michael Ellis

  Oh, I see.  I see.  You're one of those.

  I'm not one of anything.  I'm just not up for this.

Missy
[Missy Elliott isn't impressed by Katrina's overall performance]

No. No.

Missy
[Katrina gives the hand signal the DJ, Lenny, to stop playing music.]

What is this... this? [mimicking Katrina's moves in displeasure] Let me tell you something, I don't backup dance for Heather Hunter. I don't know what kind of pornography y'all got going on. This has to be a joke.

Missy
[Michael nervously laughs, but Missy has seen his arrogance]

Anyway, when you get in contact with Honey Daniels, call me. [Faces Katrina] You. You need to call MC Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Y'all two crazy people in here. Give me my phone. Don't make no sense. That's ridiculous.

Michael

Miss, hold up. I just got an idea.

I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake.  I said I want Honey.  Honey Daniels.  Duh.

It was everything I always wanted.  But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing.

Well, there's only one world: the real world.  And in that world, if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he trying to get some booty.

You big dummy!  How the hell you don't know how to get to the B.Q.E.?  Let me tell you something, if you make me miss my hookup with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbecue your Big Bird-looking, Men in Black-wannabe, Driving Miss Daisy ass!