Paul Hackett [on his knees, screaming to the heavens]
What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!
Most-quoted role: Paul Hackett in After Hours (1985), 17 quotes
Movies Paul Hackett Paul Why doesn't he have to wait a few minutes?
Club Berlin Bouncer
Tonight is mohawk night. If you had a mohawk, you could go in.
Paul [laughs]
Oh, come on! We're both adults! Why don't you just let me in?
Club Berlin Bouncer
Do you really want to go inside?
Paul I have had a terrible, terrible night. Do you understand?
Gail I'm just trying to entertain you.
Paul I don't want any entertainment! And, I'm sorry I did that. I'm sorry. I am under - oh God, I - I'm unable to get home tonight, you know. I can't get home.
Truck driver
Here, lads, East Proctor and all about are the moors. I go east here.
Jack Yes, well thank you very much for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep.
Truck driver
Boys, keep off the moors. Stay on the road. Good luck to you.
Jack And stay on the road.
Jack [as it begins to rain]
Say, David....
I'm well aware of how pleasant the weather is in Rome at the present time thank you.
Tommy Kelly I just have one last question for you. If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!
That's a fargin' trick question!
Tommy Kelly ...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for the Mother's Day Massacre, the Christmas Day Slaughter, the Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and the Groundhog's Day Beheadings!
D.A. Burr Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?
Tommy Kelly But what about crime?
D.A. Burr Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!