D.A. Burr
Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?
Tommy Kelly
But what about crime?
D.A. Burr
Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Johnny Dangerously (1984): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Scenes with Tommy Kelly
4 scenes
Tommy Kelly
I just have one last question for you. If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!
That's a fargin' trick question!
Tommy Kelly
(Ma Kelly pours herself a drink from a flask in her purse)
Mom, it's prohibition!
Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some **** choir boy!
Tommy Kelly
...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for the Mother's Day Massacre, the Christmas Day Slaughter, the Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and the Groundhog's Day Beheadings!
