Drake Bell movie quotes

16 quotes from 3 movies

Drake & Josh Go Hollywood (2006) as Drake

View Quote Josh: I can't believe that we're in Los Angeles driving a stolen car!
Drake: It's not stolen.
Josh: STOLEN!!!!
Drake: We borrowed it. Which is a perfectly reitable choice when you're trying to avoid being attacked by two maniacs.

View Quote Drake: Okay, let's go and get Megan!
Josh: Okay, but first...
Drake: What?
Josh: I gotta pee really bad.
Drake: Well, can't you hold it?
Josh: Yeah, I... [strained] No!

View Quote Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of trash.
Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
Megan: [holding up a dead bird] Like this dead bird?
Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!

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Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) as Drake

View Quote Steve: HEY! WHAT'S UP, D AND J? GETTING READY FOR THE PARADE?
Drake: Yeah, positively.
Steve: OKAY, WELL I'M JUST REMINDING YOU GUYS THAT YOU NEED TO GIVE THESE KIDS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER IF YOU WANNA STAY OUT OF JAIL!

View Quote Judge: I said I have a but!
Drake: [chuckles] He said he had a butt.
Josh: Shut up.

View Quote [last line of the film]
Drake: So?
Josh: So?
Drake: Yes or no? Is this the best Christmas you ever had?
Josh: It will be, after THIS! (throws snow at Drake)
Drake: I'm gonna get you, Nichols!
Josh: Bring it, Parker! (the two chase each other around)
Drake: santas not looking for a relationship right now
Fat girl: I want what that other girl was getting.

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Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) as Dylan

View Quote Marisa, Bina: Mo-om!
Helen: What?
Marisa, Bina: He's painting our roses again!
Dylan: [after being tattled spray painting the twins' roses] It's art.
Jimi: You can't call it art unless you have talent. That's just tagging.

View Quote Dylan: Mom gets married, we get drafted.

View Quote [The Beardsley kids and North kids are unpacking and settling into their new lighthouse home.]
Lau: [to Michael] Hey! What's that badge for? It's pretty cool.
Michael: [grins] Animal skinning. [polishes his knife]
Lau: Mom! [Jimi and Michael make faces at each other]
William: Done!
Dylan: You have an illness. [Dylan spray paints the walls]
William: Whoa, what are you doing?
Dylan: It's called decorating.
William: No, that's called vandalism. Whatever.
[Christina and Phoebe have to share their room]
Christina/Phoebe: No way. [Mick walks in with Fiona, and a cellphone ringing is heard]
Christina: Hey, where's my cellphone?
[It's shown that Fiona swallowed Christina's cellphone]
Christina: You are so dead.
Mick: She's just a pig!
Christina: Not the pig. You!
Mick: Uh-oh. [Christina angrily chases Mick] Mom, the cheerleader's after me!

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