William, what have you got there?
Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
Outsanding!
One, two.
Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) · 11 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Yours, Mine and Ours (2005): in 4 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Dylan (2), Christina (2)
William, what have you got there?
Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
Outsanding!
One, two.
Hey! What's that badge for? It's pretty cool.
Animal skinning. [polishes his knife]
Mom! [Jimi and Michael make faces at each other]
Done!
You have an illness. [Dylan spray paints the walls]
Whoa, what are you doing?
It's called decorating.
No, that's called vandalism. Whatever.
No way. [Mick walks in with Fiona, and a cellphone ringing is heard]
Hey, where's my cellphone?
She's just a pig!
Not the pig. You!
Uh-oh. [Christina angrily chases Mick] Mom, the cheerleader's after me!
Nice towel, Christina.
Yeah, cute boxers, William.
You guys are so dead.
A least we'll be clean.
Can I get the two of you guys closer together?
Naoko, What are you doing?
Webcasting. [Kids laughing, Christina angrily screams inside the house.]
Say cheese.
Come on, guys. [gets kids inside the House.]
It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation. But if we want out, we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.