A character in Yours, Mine and Ours (2005)

William quotes from Yours, Mine and Ours (2005)

Sean Faris

Tied for most-quoted character in Yours, Mine and Ours (2005): in 4 of its 11 quotes
Most scenes with: Dylan (2), Christina (2)

Scenes with William

4 scenes
Frank

William, what have you got there?

William

Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capital Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.

Frank

Outsanding!

William

One, two.

Lau
[The Beardsley kids and North kids are unpacking and settling into their new lighthouse home.] [to Michael]

Hey! What's that badge for? It's pretty cool.

Michael
[grins]

Animal skinning. [polishes his knife]

Lau

Mom! [Jimi and Michael make faces at each other]

William

Done!

You have an illness. [Dylan spray paints the walls]

William

Whoa, what are you doing?

It's called decorating.

William

No, that's called vandalism. Whatever.

[Christina and Phoebe have to share their room]

No way. [Mick walks in with Fiona, and a cellphone ringing is heard]

Hey, where's my cellphone?

[It's shown that Fiona swallowed Christina's cellphone]

You are so dead.

Mick

She's just a pig!

Not the pig. You!

Mick

Uh-oh. [Christina angrily chases Mick] Mom, the cheerleader's after me!

Phoebe

Nice towel, Christina.

Yeah, cute boxers, William.

You guys are so dead.

Phoebe

A least we'll be clean.

Naoko
[Naoko on the camera.]

Can I get the two of you guys closer together?

William

Naoko, What are you doing?

Naoko

Webcasting. [Kids laughing, Christina angrily screams inside the house.]

Say cheese.

William

Come on, guys. [gets kids inside the House.]

William

It's time for us to call a truce. None of us likes this situation. But if we want out, we need to unite against the greater enemy. That enemy's name is Mom and Dad.

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