Dermot Mulroney movie quotes

View Quote [to Edward] The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back. But if you know her shit and she knows yours, and at the end of the day if you still would rather give up than try, nothings ever going to be worth it. Maybe think about it this way... you go back, you get to spend the rest of your life having really great makeup sex.

View Quote [at the Bachelorette Party] Well thank you for including me in this timeless feminine ritual. Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.

View Quote I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.

View Quote Michael: You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
Julianne: I've got moves you've never seen.
Michael: You're an imposter. What did you do with my best friend?
Julianne: I'm still your best friend, you just haven't seen me for a while.

View Quote Julianne: I have done nothing but under-handed, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here. But I was... Michael, I was just trying to... to win you. To win you back. But that doesn't excuse any of it. I'm... pond scum. Well, lower actually, I'm like the fungus the feeds on pond scum.
Michael: Lower. The pus that infects the mucus, that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum... On the other hand, thank you. For loving me that much, that way, it's pretty flattering.
Julianne: Except it makes me fungus.
Michael: Well, that part I knew.

View Quote Julianne: I'll make this quick, or I'm gonna have this massive coronary, then you'll never hear it, and you have to. This is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life. Uh, so dumb, in fact, that, uh, I can't... Ohh, but I'm gonna.
Michael: What's wrong?
Julianne: Michael, I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it. And, well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me, marry me, let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? [kisses him]

View Quote Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.

View Quote "Dirty Steve" Stephens: Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

View Quote "Dirty Steve" Stephens: Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...

View Quote Simon: (starts car) I don't like to talk.
Rachel: Perfect. I don't like to listen

View Quote Simon: Hey.
Rachel: Is for horses, better for cows, Pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how. What's your name?
Simon: Simon.
Rachel: Hmm.
Simon: I wasn't really going anywhere.
Rachel: That's where I'm going.
Simon: Where?
Rachel: Anywhere.
Simon: Well, I was going there alone.
Rachel: Well, now you're not. Consider yourself lucky.
Simon: I would if you weren't here.
Rachel: Hmm. Consider yourself stuck.

View Quote Simon: Would you put your legs back in my car?
Rachel: Oh? Changing the rules?
Simon: No, no, There were no rules- other than no parts of your body outside my car.
Rachel: Well, then can I talk to you?
Simon: Put your legs down.
:Rachel: You didn't say Simon Says- Simon.
Simon: I'm only going as far as Hull.
Rachel: Hull, Idaho? That's where I'm staying.
Simon: My luck. Now do you need to call someone or are you a surprise?
Rachel: I would but My mother cut my phone service. She's a gem. [throws her cell phone out of the car]

View Quote Alex, you see this face? This is my "whoop-ass" face. When you see this face, it means I'm about to whoop ass.