Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Georgia Rule (2007): in 4 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Rachel (4)
Simon Hey.
Is for horses, better for cows, Pigs don't eat it cause they don't know how. What's your name?
Simon Simon.
Hmm.
Simon I wasn't really going anywhere.
That's where I'm going.
Simon Where?
Anywhere.
Simon Well, I was going there alone.
Well, now you're not. Consider yourself lucky.
Simon I would if you weren't here.
Hmm. Consider yourself stuck.
Simon I don't like to talk.
Perfect. I don't like to listen
Simon Would you put your legs back in my car?
Oh? Changing the rules?
Simon No, no, There were no rules- other than no parts of your body outside my car.
Well, then can I talk to you?
Simon Put your legs down.
:Rachel: You didn't say Simon Says- Simon.
Simon I'm only going as far as Hull.
Hull, Idaho? That's where I'm staying.
Simon My luck. Now do you need to call someone or are you a surprise?
I would but My mother cut my phone service. She's a gem. [throws her cell phone out of the car]
Simon Well, this is home.
Just drop me in town. Nice to know you, Simon.
Simon You don't know me kid.
Oh, I know you.
Simon You do?
I had my dress hiked, and my legs up, and you didn't look once. Not even for a second.
Simon So, now you know me.
No marriage ring. What are you, thirty, forty? You're gay.
Simon Alright get out.
I already asked you to let me out.
Simon Now I'm tellin' ya.
What are you talking about? You can't tell me what I've already asked.
Simon Get out, just get out.
