"Dirty Steve" Stephens Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Played by Dermot Mulroney 
Young Guns (1988) · 29 quotes
Young Guns (1988) · 29 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Young Guns (1988): in 5 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Charley Bowdre (2), Richard Brewer (2)
Scenes with "Dirty Steve" Stephens
5 scenes "Dirty Steve" Stephens
John Tunstall
Congratulations, Charles. You and Steven will be doing the dirty crockery alone this evening.
Sorry, John. It just struck me funny.
John Tunstall
And to William, both of you.
Apologies, Billy. We was just hacking on you.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens Yeah, we was just hacking on you.
Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
He was hacking on me.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens There are people who will never secede...
John Tunstall
Succeed.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens Who will never succeed anywhere.
There's a whole roomful right here.
Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez
Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...
