Charley Bowdre Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.
Played by Casey Siemaszko 
Young Guns (1988) · 29 quotes
Young Guns (1988) · 29 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Young Guns (1988): in 7 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: "Dirty Steve" Stephens (2)
Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property and we damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Scenes with Charley Bowdre
6 scenes Charley Bowdre Charley Bowdre Hey, you ain't no regulator, boy. You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway; you might learn something.
Charley Bowdre I'm not a pistoleer or a knifesmith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.
Charley Bowdre It ain't easy having pals.
John Tunstall
Congratulations, Charles. You and Steven will be doing the dirty crockery alone this evening.
Charley Bowdre Sorry, John. It just struck me funny.
John Tunstall
And to William, both of you.
Charley Bowdre Apologies, Billy. We was just hacking on you.
Yeah, we was just hacking on you.
Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
He was hacking on me.
Charley Bowdre Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.
