Adam Devine movie quotes

View Quote Whoo! We look so cool! Whoa! [trips and falls]

View Quote Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And to prove myself to you. So okay, two things, I want two things. Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left?

View Quote Buck: Oh, right on the spleen! Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
Diego: Hey, Buck! Welcome back, buddy.
Shira: Wait, this half-a-snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
Buck: And expert salsa dancer. [scats] I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them? [shows his teeth]
Shira: No thank you.
Buck: And this must be... Nectarine?
Peaches: Um, Peaches.
Buck: Semantics my dear. I am deeply honored.
Julian: Sweet eye-patch. Very gangster.
Buck: Thank you! [to Peaches] I like this kid.

View Quote Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen.
Fat Amy: Well, you're no panty-dropper yourself.
Bumper: So I have a feeling...that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think hmm...better not.

View Quote Bumper: Good luck out there! Seriously, you girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you, kill yourselves. Girl power! [mockingly] Sisters before misters! [leaves]
Alice: All right, ladies, it's now or never. Hands in!

View Quote Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in "treble."
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.
[The pieces of cloth are yanked off of Jesse and Kolio's heads. Shocked, they exchange looks]
Jesse: No Benji?

View Quote You look like “Burn Victim Barbie”.

View Quote Let’s Erin Brockovich this bitch!

View Quote Mike: Why aren’t you on my side, Dave?
Dave: What? I’m done with this shit, man. I’m not doing our stupid speech. In fact, I’m quitting our liquor business. There it is!
Mike: Really?
Dave: Yeah.
Mike: And what are you gonna do?
Dave: I’m gonna draw!! I’m gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom’s gonna help me cover the rent! BOOM!
Mike: (stands up) You traitor!
Cousin Terry: (out on stage) I ain’t gotta rehearse! I know how to eat dinner! (the wedding party laughs uproariously) Keith, can you turn me up a little bit? (Keith accidentally presses a wrong button to Mike’s and Dave’s microphones on the speaker system)
Mike: You turn your back on me when everyone else does. Backstabbing, treacherous lying coward!
Cousin Terry: Ooh, I don’t think they know they’re on.
Burt: What? Where is that coming from?
Keith: I don’t know what I did!
Dave: It doesn’t matter, Mike. You’re losing your mind! You just tried to poison our cousin Terry! (the adults gasp)
Cousin Terry: Try a little harder. Am I right?
Mike: You’re goddamn right I did! Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that stage.
Burt: That is unacceptable. Oh, th-the mics are on, boys.
Mike: I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe.
Burt: The mics are on!
Dave: You’re just **** pissed off because Tatiana finger-diddled Terry!
Cousin Terry: There it is!
Tatiana: It was for tickets to Rihanna!
Dave: You’re sad, man. You are sad.
Mike: I’m gonna kick your ass just like when we were kids! (Mike charges Dave and Dave punches Mike to the floor) You wanna go?!
Dave: Don’t do it!
Mike: These are coming your way!
Dave: Just stop! (punches Mike a second time)
Rosie: God, that had to hurt!
Dave: Don’t do it again! (the pattern continues with Mike rushing at Dave and Dave punching Mike)
Mike: Why do you keep punching me?!
Dave: Why do you keep rushing at me?!
Becky: Ooh. Get him, Dave. Oops, who said that?
Mike: (enraged) This wedding is going to Hell!
Burt: Yes.
Mike: They’re out there, smiling like **** idiots, and they don’t realize the bride is getting off at massage parlors like a goddamn Vietnam War veteran! (Becky breaks her glass due to her excessive pressure)
Eric: I think they misunderstood what happened. I think they just misunderstood.
Mike: I walked in and saw little Jeanie, the bride-to-be, orgasming. The masseuse got her off!
Eric: GODDAMN IT!! (rushes off) Jeanie!
Mike: I HATE YOU!!! (shoves Dave straight into the middle of the stage where Cousin Terry is giving her speech prior, only to be discovered by Burt)

View Quote Lewis: Okay guys, I'm possiblly heading to Jay-Z and/or Beyoncé's house and I'm in a blouse!
Ben: Wear it, dude. It's an improvement.
Lewis: Not true.
Jason: Big one.

View Quote [Jason is listening to loud rap music on the stereo. Davis throws himself on the hood and windshield to get Jason's attention]
Davis: OPEN THE **** DOOR!!!!
Jason: [looks up in surprise] Gaaah! Whoa, okay!!

View Quote [Group are on way to Jules' mother house to delete an email]
Lewis: This is just like an "Ocean's" Movie! Ben's like the old guy with the big glasses.
Jason: His name is Elliott Gould.
Lewis: You're like George Clooney.
Jason: Thank You.
Lewis: I'm like Matt Damon, since I'm a bit of an outsider.
Davis: [excitedly] Who am I?
Lewis: You are Ben Affleck's brother!
Davis: [dejected] Why aren't I Brad Pitt?
Lewis: I think that's pretty self-explanatory.