Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"
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"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing
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"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."
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"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."
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"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"
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"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."
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"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler
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"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."
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"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"
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"It's a psycho-frakulator! It creates a-a cloud of radically fluctuating deviant chaotrons, which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concantenated with a-a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary! It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is, is that hallucinations become reality... and the brain is literally fried from within."
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"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)
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"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"
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"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."
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Guys, are you coming? Are you--great. Okay, fine.I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone.[hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow..testicles rising..can't breathe...can't breathe.
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"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."