Mystery Men

Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes (ID: 409)

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters
The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope, you better hope you're... asleep!"

"It's a psycho-frakulator! It creates a-a cloud of radically fluctuating deviant chaotrons, which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concantenated with a-a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary! It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is, is that hallucinations become reality... and the brain is literally fried from within."

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)

"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler

Sweet dreams, lilac.