Mystery Men

Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes (ID: 409)

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters
The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja


"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"


"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"It's a psycho-frakulator! It creates a-a cloud of radically fluctuating deviant chaotrons, which penetrate the synaptic relays. It's concantenated with a-a synchronous transport switch that creates a virtual tributary! It's focused onto a biobolic reflector and what happens is, is that hallucinations become reality... and the brain is literally fried from within."

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope, you better hope you're... asleep!"

"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)

"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler

"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica

Sweet dreams, lilac.