The Shoveler quotes

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"

"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

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