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Mystery Men

Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters
The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja


"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica


"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)

"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C

"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing