Mystery Men

Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes (ID: 409)

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters
The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja


"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica


"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."

"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)

"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."

"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C

"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing