Mr. Furious quotes

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope, you better hope you're... asleep!"

"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."

"I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."

"Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

"In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

"I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."

"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"

[When asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now."

"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"

"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"

Guys, are you coming? Are you--great. Okay, fine.I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone.[hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow..testicles rising..can't breathe...can't breathe.

Let's go see what's shaking at the chez casa Casanova.

Sweet dreams, lilac.

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