Mystery Men

Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes (ID: 409)

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters
The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja


"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."


"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

"Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"

"Here comes Daddy!"

"Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

"His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica

"How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

"I believe in you, Daddy." ~ Roland (Shoveler's son)

"I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty."

"I don't make anything that's deadly."

"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."