The Bowler quotes

"Let's do some CARNAGE!"

"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."

"Here comes Daddy!"

"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."

"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

"How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

"Who would want to rent a chicken?"

[After avenging her father's murder]
"Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement."

"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."

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