Multiple Characters quotes

"You keep dreaming... wanna-be!" ~ Officer Maguire

"You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!" ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial

"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)

"I believe in you, Daddy." ~ Roland (Shoveler's son)

"I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft!" ~ Tony P (to the Bowler)

"P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?" ~ P.M.S. Avenger

"Okay, okay — the Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With a Temporary Reprieve. That's it! That's your name!" ~ Tony P

"Kill ya later — super-losers!" ~ Tony P

"This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight." ~ Captain Amazing

"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing

"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica

"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C

[Bestowing precious cutlery to her son, having discovered his true identity]
"These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off." ~ Blue Raja's mother

"Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother

"You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P

"His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica

"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler

(creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) "I...am BALLERINA MAN!" ~Ballerina Man

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