Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"
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"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C
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"When you go invisible... you can feel it."
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Sweet dreams, lilac.
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"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."
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"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."
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"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica
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"I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope, you better hope you're... asleep!"
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"It is so easy to get the better of people when they care about each other — which is why evil will always have the edge.
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"Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."
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"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"
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"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"
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"If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
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"You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P
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"I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."