Mystery Men

Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes (ID: 409)

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters
The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja


"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."


"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."

"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."

"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

"Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!"

"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"