Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."
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"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."
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"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."
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"Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!"
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"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."
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"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."
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"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."
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"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."
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"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."
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"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."
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"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."
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"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."
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"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"
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"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."
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"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"