Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotes (ID: 409)The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."
"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."
"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."
"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."
"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."
"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."
"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."
"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."
"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."
"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C
"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"
"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"
"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."
"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."