Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters

The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja

View Quote [The Heroes Talk about Hero Recruits]
Blue Raja: Well, there's The Sphinx.
Mr. Furious: Who?
Blue Raja: The Sphinx.
The Shoveler: Yeah, I've heard of this guy. He's a big crime-fighter down east.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: That's it? That's his power, he's mysterious?
Blue Raja: He's TERRIBLY mysterious, actually.
The Shoveler: Yeah, plus he can cut guns in half with his mind.
Blue Raja: Really? I hadn't heard that.

View Quote Warren, Shoveller's Son: I believe in you, Dad.
Lucille: Warren, do not encourage your father.

View Quote (At the final battle with Casanova)
Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...
Casanova: Ya, ya, ya. We've heard all that before.
Mr. Furious: No, no, no... Rage... really taking over...

View Quote [Shoveler, Mr. Furious, and blue Raja step into Invisible Boy's living room. IB's father is sitting on the couch]
Invisible Boy: Hey dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men.
IB's father: [absent-mindedly] Okay, son.

View Quote "I will keep dreaming! I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up you better hope, you better hope you're... asleep!"

View Quote "Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

View Quote "Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."

View Quote "I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone."

View Quote "Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

View Quote "In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."

View Quote "Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"

View Quote "I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

View Quote "I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

View Quote "Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"

View Quote "I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."