Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"
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[When asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now."
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"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"
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"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"
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Guys, are you coming? Are you--great. Okay, fine.I guess tonight the lone wolf hunts alone.[hurts his crotch while trying to start up his motorcycle] Ow..testicles rising..can't breathe...can't breathe.
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Let's go see what's shaking at the chez casa Casanova.
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Sweet dreams, lilac.
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"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."
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"You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."
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"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."
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"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"
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"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
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"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."
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"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."
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"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"