Knocked Up quotes
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Jay
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Martin
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Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Jason: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
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Alison: I'm pregnant.
Ben: **** off!
Alison: What?
Ben: What?
Alison: I'm pregnant.
Ben: Pregnant... with emotion?
Alison: Pregnant with a baby.
Ben: **** off!
Alison: What?
Ben: What?
Alison: I'm pregnant.
Ben: Pregnant... with emotion?
Alison: Pregnant with a baby.
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Ben: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison: No I do not want you to **** me like a dog.
Ben: It's doggie style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
Alison: No I do not want you to **** me like a dog.
Ben: It's doggie style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
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Ben Stone: [Ben knocks on the door at Sadie's birthday party and Sadie answers] Hey! What up dogg?
Sadie: Where have you been?
Ben Stone: Oh, you know... Around.
Sadie: Why is everyone so mad at you?
Ben Stone: They are? What are they saying?
Sadie: Oh, you know. Blah, blah, blah. Ben's a prick. What's that mean?
Ben Stone: Penis. It means penis.
Sadie: Penis. [Sadie nods her head and then giggles]
Sadie: Where have you been?
Ben Stone: Oh, you know... Around.
Sadie: Why is everyone so mad at you?
Ben Stone: They are? What are they saying?
Sadie: Oh, you know. Blah, blah, blah. Ben's a prick. What's that mean?
Ben Stone: Penis. It means penis.
Sadie: Penis. [Sadie nods her head and then giggles]
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Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
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You don't know who Doc Brown is? He invented the DeLorean.
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You are a funny mother****er man. Jesus, how can you fight with him? Look at his face, I just want to kiss it.
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If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
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It cures everything. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just got high. It still clicks, but it's cool.
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Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
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(with a gas mask with an attached bong to his face) I am your stoner!
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That my friend, is how you get pink eye.
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(In Alison's bed) **** off, Martin!
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I'll see you later. (to Alison at the first bar encounter) No I won't, 'cause I'm a pussy.
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You haven't had to sacrifice anything! I've had to sacrifice my job, my body, my youth, my vagina.