Pete quotes
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It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!
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There are FIVE different kinds of chairs in this hotel room.
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You look like Babe Ruth's older gay brother. Gay-be Ruth.
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You look like a cholo dressed up on Easter.
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[quoting ‘Back to the Future’] Where we're going we don't need roads.
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Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
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I think it's Matisyahu.
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Oh God, they go apeshit over bubbles. I mean, that’s an incredible thing about a child. What’s so great about bubbles? I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles. It’s totally sad; their smiling faces point out your inability to enjoy anything.
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I'm gonna thrown you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.