Debbie quotes

He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.

[on subject of husbands] You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!

[sobbing and thinking about the babysitter] She is such a prissy little high school cu... ****!

[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and **** each other?!

Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?

[to Pete when they look at a sex offender registry website] So I'm the bad guy because I care about protecting our kids from child molesters and mercury? And you're cool because you don't give a shit?

[looking at the fleshofthestars website] He misspelled "coming." Oh that's gross!

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