Ben Stone quotes

Was your vagina drunk?! Did you think it's the thinnest condom on Earth I have on, I'm a ****ing inventor?! I made a dick-skin condom?! "He hollowed out a penis and put it on." What the ****?!

You know what? I know this isn't you talking, it's your hormones, but I would just like to say, "**** you, hormones! You are a crazy bitch, hormones!" Not Alison, hormones. **** 'em. It's a girl, buy some pink shit.

Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

You don't know who Doc Brown is? He invented the DeLorean.

You are a funny mother****er man. Jesus, how can you fight with him? Look at his face, I just want to kiss it.

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

It cures everything. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just got high. It still clicks, but it's cool.

Steely Dan can gargle my balls.

I will **** my bong. Doggy-style, for once. (gives Alison the middle finger as he walks out of the OB/GYN office)

(with a gas mask with an attached bong to his face) I am your stoner!

That my friend, is how you get pink eye.

(In Alison's bed) **** off, Martin!

I'll see you later. (to Alison at the first bar encounter) No I won't, 'cause I'm a pussy.

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