Jonah quotes

(After Jay has announced that he has shaved his pubic area) What the ****, man?! If I go in there and see ****ing pubes sprinkled all over the toilet seat, I'm gonna ****ing lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a ****ing stuffed animal!

Don't masturbate with a noose. If you do, use a spotter or a teammate.

I'm going to murderball you!

Hey, Jay, do you use that Canadian leaf tattoo as like a cum target? How many points do you get for hitting the stem, like a million?

I went where I went Jason!

Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?

How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

See ya... Scorcese on coke

I could smoke weed, every second, of everyday.

She like'a da way ya dick taste.

I'm not having SHIT right now besides a ****ing panic attack!

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