Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace
J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo


Dante: Where do you get your weed?
Mr.Cheezle: From you Dante!
Dante: Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle!


[robot voice] I want you to drink from my man faucet.

[robot voice] AdiĆ³s turd-nuggets.

[robot voice in dismay] Alex is ****ing Samantha!

I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!

But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.

[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?

[playing video game] Uh-uh, wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Take that - You dirty dopers.

Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!

[to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.

Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!

I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

Don't judge me monkey!

[robot voice] I am not amused.