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Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace
J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo




View Quote I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!
View Quote Dante: Where do you get your weed?
Mr.Cheezle: From you Dante!
Dante: Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle!
View Quote Dante: Oh hey Alex, I was just puttin up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the **** outta here, it is?!
View Quote I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!
View Quote Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!
View Quote But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.
View Quote [to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?
View Quote [robot voice in dismay] Alex is ****ing Samantha!
View Quote [playing video game] Uh-uh, wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Take that - You dirty dopers.
View Quote So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!
View Quote It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.
View Quote Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.
View Quote [robot voice] Please sit on my face.
View Quote [robot voice] I am not amused.
View Quote It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!