Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Mr. Cheezle

I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!

[robot voice] I want you to drink from my man faucet.

[robot voice] AdiĆ³s turd-nuggets.

[robot voice in dismay] Alex is ****ing Samantha!

But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.

I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!

[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?

[playing video game] Uh-uh, wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Take that - You dirty dopers.

[to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.

Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!

Don't judge me monkey!

Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!

Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

I didn't wanna disturb were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

[robot voice] I am not amused.