Shilo quotes

Stupid ****ing idiot, red shirted ass.

Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.

I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.

You said it wrong idiot, it's Shilo

You were sweet

Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.

Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

Josh: I love them so much...
Alex: You love who?
Josh: The girls at Madame Kamay's Philipino Palace
Alex: You've been spending our rent money, on philipino hookers?
Josh: They're NOT HOOKERS! They're massage theripists.
Big Mover (Kevin Nash): They'll massage your **** for money.
Other Mover: Yea there's a word for that i think its hooker?
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!

Alex: Hey Timmy, can I crash at your house?
Timmy: Why so you can jack off on my mom?
Alex: Jeff's a ****in liar Timmy!

Dante: That is pure ****ing insanity.
Alex: Yeah, he got addicted to hookers.
Dante: No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong kid... EVER!

Dante: Oh hey Alex, I was just puttin up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the **** outta here, it is?!

J.P.: School, [nerdy snicker] I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk.
Samantha: Cool.
J.P.: Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Dante: Where do you get your weed?
Mr.Cheezle: From you Dante!
Dante: Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle!

Barry: Hey Dante my girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...
Dante: No shit And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
Barry: [Laughing] ... yes... [Starts to cry]

Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
Alex: Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
Jeff: No, I self parked it in your asshole

Alex: Dude, your bed's a car.
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a ****in' sweet car.

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