Dante quotes
Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!
Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!
Suck those jugs, kid!
The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!
Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!
I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!
Dude, you know you can't talk that loud when the lion comes!
So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!
It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!
I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!
What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?
Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!
I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!
This shits ****in crazy!!!
You mean by girlfriend that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?
Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her ****in face off!!!!!
I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!
Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!
You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!
It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!