Dante quotes

Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!

Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!

Suck those jugs, kid!

The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!

Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!

I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!

Dude, you know you can't talk that loud when the lion comes!

So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!

It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!

I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!

What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!

I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!

This shits ****in crazy!!!

You mean by girlfriend that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?

Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her ****in face off!!!!!

I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!

Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!

You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?

I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!

It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!

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