Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Mr. Cheezle

Ya it was my roomates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. They were having their way with me and right when i was about to call the police....i came....and that was nice

Dude, your bed's a car.

Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

[robot voice] Please sit on my face.

So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!

Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.

Let's ****ing rage!

Whats up Douche Bigelow?

Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

Space shuttle.

Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.

Wassup, Silver Fox?

You can't get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, lose people millions.

Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.