Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Mr. Cheezle

Ya it was my roomates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. They were having their way with me and right when i was about to call the police....i came....and that was nice

Don't judge me monkey!

[robot voice] Please sit on my face.

Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

Dude, your bed's a car.

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!

Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

Whats up Douche Bigelow?

Let's ****ing rage!

Space shuttle.

Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

Wassup, Silver Fox?

You can't get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, lose people millions.