Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace
J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo


[robot voice] Please sit on my face.


I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

Don't judge me monkey!

So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

Dude, your bed's a car.

Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Let's ****ing rage!

Whats up Douche Bigelow?

Space shuttle.

Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!

Wassup, Silver Fox?

That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.