Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

View Quote [to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.

View Quote You would if you had robot ears.

View Quote Ya it was my roomates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. They were having their way with me and right when i was about to call the police....i came....and that was nice

View Quote Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.

View Quote Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!

View Quote I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!

View Quote Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!

View Quote I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!

View Quote Dude, you know you can't talk that loud when the lion comes!

View Quote Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop ****ming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!

View Quote I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

View Quote Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

View Quote The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!

View Quote That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

View Quote You said it wrong idiot, it's Shilo