Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Mr. Cheezle

Dude anyone can get past a dog, but nobody ****s with a lion!

Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her ****in face off!!!!!

Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!

Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?

Dude, you know you can't talk that loud when the lion comes!

Dude, your bed's a car.

Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!

Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie! (Barry: For thirteen hours!)

Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.

Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

Hey, JP - That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.

Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!