Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Mr. Cheezle

How can he see me?

I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.

I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!

I didn't wanna disturb were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!

I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!

I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things.

I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and its there I stayed until morning, which meant I will underestimate someone very close to me.

I hate your face!

I have to pee out of my ass.

I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.

I love my turtle.

I wanna eat the TV.

I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.

I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.