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Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace
J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo




View Quote [robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.
View Quote [robot voice] Please sit on my face.
View Quote [sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.
View Quote [to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.
View Quote [to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?
View Quote [to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're ****in' weird man.
View Quote [when Alex asks him how his game is going that he is developing] People will bow to it.
View Quote At least I have a bush!
View Quote But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.
View Quote Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
View Quote Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
View Quote Does it scare you Kain?
View Quote Don't judge me monkey!
View Quote Don't slit your wrists Kahne, im here.
View Quote Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!