Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Mr. Cheezle

[robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.

[robot voice] Please sit on my face.

[sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.

[to children sitting at wedding reception table] So, you can't kill the demon at the end of level six? Do you have the magic arrows? Easy, here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder. When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows. Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens, you jump up on the boulder, you do a flying downward thrust with the sword of doom, and thats it - level six is done.

[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?

[to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're ****in' weird man.

[when Alex asks him how his game is going that he is developing] People will bow to it.

At least I have a bush!

But, underneath this genius...I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.

Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.

Does it scare you Kain?

Don't judge me monkey!

Don't slit your wrists Kahne, im here.

Drive monkey, DRIVE!!!!