Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes (ID: 38)

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken
Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth


[Ron Burgundy asked Champ if he got lucky last night?] Oh no, last night... oh, I stayed home for awhile, drank about six bottles of white wine, pissed my pants, so I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night.


"I woke up in this Japanese family's rec-room and they would NOT stop screaming."

[on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

[while warming up before the news] Unique New York. Unique New York.

[while warming up before the news] The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

[while warming up before the news] The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

[while warming up before the news] How now, brown cow? How now, brown cow?

[while examining his make-up job] AUDREY! Get in here, I look like hell! I've got bags under my eyes! [To Audrey off camera] What's that? Well, if you were a man, I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth. This is bush. Bush league!

[while warming up before the news] Thirty seconds? We're on in 30 seconds? We're on air now? I don't believe you.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed a urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.

[looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.