Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken

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Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth

View Quote [Ron Burgundy asked Champ if he got lucky last night?] Oh no, last night... oh, I stayed home for awhile, drank about six bottles of white wine, pissed my pants, so I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night.

View Quote "I woke up in this Japanese family's rec-room and they would NOT stop screaming."

View Quote [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

View Quote Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Unique New York. Unique New York.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] How now, brown cow? How now, brown cow?

View Quote [while examining his make-up job] AUDREY! Get in here, I look like hell! I've got bags under my eyes! [To Audrey off camera] What's that? Well, if you were a man, I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth. This is bush. Bush league!

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Thirty seconds? We're on in 30 seconds? We're on air now? I don't believe you.

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed a urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

View Quote Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

View Quote I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker.

View Quote [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!

View Quote I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.